In a Soccerfield Parking Lot 3 Hours after Ragnarok

--I'm pretty certain Tad is short for Thaddeus. Jimmy is short for Thaddeus too. Can you believe it, Bob and Cindy's kids go by Thad and Jim.

--So that makes two kids named Thaddeus and a step-dad named Huelgo. Is Huelgo a real name? I don't even know. It may come from the Spanish root holgar, which means to vaccinate one's underlings.

--Hey that also describes the last few seasons of the X-Files!

--No one ever talks about the X-Files anymore.

--Might that not be... a conspiracy??