Dear Pen Pal 6

Dear Penpal,

Last week was very slow and boring. I had two midterms on the same day. It was not very stressful. I put off studying until the night before the tests. I started studying for a dance class instead. Then the next day I looked over my notes as I ate a bowl of cold cereal. At school before class I met with friends to study some more but we just talked and goofed off. I took the tests I hadn't studied for much and they were pretty boring. That night and each night following I stayed inside and watched television. That was boring too but somewhat less so than the other stuff. I stay inside when it snows. Lately that's all it's been doing.

If you have a product you want to sell in Honolulu you should put it in a can of spam and then people will go crazy to buy it. T-shirts would work well. The outside of the spam can can say what the T-shirt says. Then someone will buy it and open the top and voila, it's a T-shirt with a cartoon character or some other cute thing saying something either nonsensical or almost marginally clever. I'm telling you, this is a money making opportunity. Think of everything that will fit in a spam can. M&Ms, bars of soap, small mammals, spare cables, yeast. You name it.

I heard from this homeless guy that famous American crooner Michael Bolton once paid seventy-five thousand dollars to have some spam sculpted out of spam.

Kind regards, &c.