The Trent Affair

An incident that helped lead to the Civil War.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Stranded motorist 1, Demon-occhio 0

If your Chrysler K-Car ever breaks down after midnight on a lonely forest road, and you're forced to seek shelter in a rickety house atop a bone-strewn hill, and you've hardly wrung out your drenched clothes when an evil acid-dripping puppet appears at the end of the hall, and it stalks you through a maze of rooms with dusty covered furniture and flowing drapes, you should set out a small dish of soy sauce. Killer puppets cannot handle that level of concentrated sodium. Once they get a whiff they'll wither right up like a slug. And you can smoke its acid for a killer high.

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