Complimentary edicts from the fore!

Choose 3 for 3.99.
- At least there's no scabs on your hands and feet
- Your eyeballs are a wonderful white
- Let me see, nope, no freckles on your back
- The sore between your big and second toes <--- your sandal strap, don't worry
- Your expressions convey the full range of emotion
- You emit more carbon dioxide than methane
- I have seen you smile