The Trent Affair

An incident that helped lead to the Civil War.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The new Pueblo Scrambler

Try your skillet hash arranged in the shape of your favorite clouds. We have bunny, dragon, castle, arrugula, and Russian barrister. Add spoiled goat milk, 50 cents. Subtract boneless skin spriglets, 75 cents. If you can pinpoint where our hefty counter waitress Doris is ticklish, without using a GPS tracker, she will cut your hash into bite-size bits and feed it to you with a ping pong mallet.

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