The trent affair.communist

I met this guy who said his name was Hartford. I was minding my business reading historian Howard Zinn when he took notice and struck up a monologue. He leaned over and told me the capitalists are only rice collectors, most people like to collect lotss of things like marble and gold and pine needles and clover and eggs. Capitalistss make plans to collect more rice than anyone else. Over the yearss they have developed thousands of intricate games to win in their rice collecting competition. This iss unique in the animal--

Hey, Hartford, I said, what's with all the S's?

Suddenly his eyes changed to the vertical pupils of a lizard. Instantly bog-green scales grew on his face, surrounding a mouth of razor sharp teeth. Screechingly I passed out from the pain of its attack. When I came to, I had missed my stop. I stayed on the bus until it reached the station. There I was made to get off and walk down the road to another stop to another mass of milling people waiting to go home.