My all-time favorite comic book

An issue of the Amazing Spider-Man. Harry got a job scraping bird crap off the rocks in the penguin pen at the aquarium. Gwen dumped him cause he came home every night covered in green and yellow slime. As he was hunting for a new apartment a beatnik in the Village gave him some acid, which Harry dropped on the spot. The next day at work Harry had a climatic battle with the Vulture, only it was really an emperor penguin. Harry's fragile psyche cracked. He soon became the Fecal Goblin, an early precursor to the second Green Goblin. Meanwhile Peter spent the issue on assignment for the Daily Bugle, fretting about Aunt May.