Knock silly a Dull's porpoise

A physical requirement for my army upon which I will not compromise is lengthy arms. My warriors must be able, for instance, in under a minute, to knock silly a Dull's porpoise and then reach down its gullet to extract pieces of lodged ocean trash such as take-out curry boxes and wristbands. To this end I have of late been haunting ladies collegiate volleyball matches. Their champion strikers have innumerate credited kills, tactical group training, and masculine levels of testosterone. The pump is primed! I Am The Board of Directories!!