I am channeling a mongolian mystic

I want to train an all-girl army in a new style of swordfighting. It came to me while I was doing automatic writing at the Kiwanis adult resource center, and found that I was channeling 3rd century mongolian mystic Yuk Fu. Our battle cry, I Am The Board of Directories!!

Fu also directed my attention to history, which shows that seasoned pot smokers record the best music of our age, play jazz, invent art movements, advance astronomy and the social sciences, and more, while Candyland style games remain boring to everyone over four years old. I Am The Board of Directories!!