Martian water

Now available by the gallon or for delivery to home and the office. Scientists have photographic evidence of water on the ultimate spring break destination, planet Mars. What better way to wow your fellow drunken youngsters than by sporting the season's hot collectible, wet rocks from another planet! That cute bartender will ask for more than your order when she sees you with one of these. Accessorize with your gravity bong for an interstellar theme night as you blather in unsourced poetic assertions about our galactic tapestry! Hurry online or to a mall kiosk near you.