My friend the movie star

Yeah he's pretty cool. He floats the boat in The African Queen. Every lesser holiday he gets mad and headbutts a turnbuckle. He puts a neon license plate thing on his Dodge Neon. At all nite diners he orders the Orkin army to attack some good eats. His favorite retort is "Fat chance, Charlie Rose." His world is coin jewelry and identifying himself by his area code. If he weren't in the movies his other career choice would be up to snuff. He has an idea for an adult feature called Tara Firma, about the first exotic dancer ever to get implants. IRL he's left-handed but otherwise always right. He often asks about our specials. Sometimes when he touch, the honesty's too much.